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A is for age: INFINITE.
B is for booze of choice: I'd rather drink actual piss in a can.
C is for career: Hobo
D is for dancing: I never do that
E is for essential items to bring to a party: A door to walk out, thus shunning everyone with my cold indifference.
F is for favorite song at the moment: I dunno...
One, Two Freddy's Coming For You 
G is for God: He secretly likes bananas in his butt.
H is for hometown: PitOfHell, Tennessee
I is for intimate secrets: The nude girl I was talking to on MSN a few days ago?

J is for jam or jelly you like: Grape Jelly FTW
K is for kids: *locks them in a basement with hundreds of snakes*
L is for living arrangements: A box with highspeed internet

M is for magic powers: ...I AM DORMAMMU!
N is for name: Satan.
O is for obsessions: Music, Computers, Comics, Hobos...
P is for phobias: Oxygen.
Q is for quotient of intelligence: "*kills your girlfriend*"?
R is for rumors about you: I bite the heads off chickens!
S is for singing: ...FEELIN' GROOVY!
T is for time you wake up: Whenever?
U is for underwear: I HAVEN'T CHANGED MY UNDERWEAR IN 47 YEARS!
V is for vegetables: *stabs you with carrot*
W is for weekend plans: None.

X is for X-rays you've had: None... *breaks your arms*
Y is for yummy food you make: I cook for my family often, I can make pretty much anything.
Z is for zodiac sign: I think I'm a horse?