ShadowDivision

Gotta jump, One jump ahead of the breadline! One swing ahead of the sword. I steal only what I can't afford (And That's Everything!)One jump ahead of the lawmen. That's all, and that's no joke. These guys don't appreciate I'm broke... Riffraff! Street rat! Soundrel! Take that! Just a little snack, guys.... Rip him open, take it back, guys. I can take a hint, gotta face the facts... You're my only friend, Abu!Who? He's become a a one-man rise in crime! I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em... Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat.. Tell you all about it when I got the time! One jump ahead of the slowpokes, One skip ahead of my doom, Next time gonna use a nom de plume, One jump ahead of the hitmen, One hit ahead of the flock, I think I'll take a stroll around the block. Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal! Let's not be too hasty.. Still I think he's rather tasty. Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat. Otherwise we'd get along. Wrong! One jump ahead of the hoofbeats(Vandal!)One hop ahead of the hump(Street rat!)One trick ahead of disaster(Scoundrel!)They're quick, but I'm much faster!(Take that!)Here goes, better throw my hand in. Wish me happy landin'. All I gotta do is jump

Hey you! Happy birthday!

Hey, you. You know what needs to happen? TDO needs to live again, dammit!

Ya know what.. You just suck in general. Lazy ass.